Don’t worry – you don’t have to admit it to us. Admit it to them, though, and you get ten bucks through a class action suit… for real: http://energydrinksettlement.com/claim A lot has been written about the dangers of a “red bull” type of youth ministry. It would be real easy for us to just talk about that and the dangers of running a youth group on adrenaline.
I once joked with a friend at a ministry conference how addicted pastors and youth workers can be to coffee or energy drinks, yet shrug it off as if it’s something laughable. “I just can’t start the morning without my caffeine,” we reason, high-fiving each other over it. “Where should we meet? Starbucks, of course. We’ll talk about our upcoming lesson on addictions there.” In that conversation with my friend, I noted how many people at the conference (even during sessions) kept getting up to get a free cup of coffee from the dispensers alongside both sides of the room. I asked him, “What do you think would happen if word got out that they’re about to run out of coffee?” He smiled and replied, “Nothing would happen.” As the words were floating out of his mouth, another friend who was with us (and somewhat hard of hearing) interrupted. “THEY’RE ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF COFFEE?” he innocently asked, not realizing how loudly he was talking. As he got up to get what he thought was going to be the last cup available, others around us heard his declaration and saw his movement. Soon, a small swell of people began to get up and tactfully race over to the carafes to obtain what they also assumed would be the last remnant of caffeine available. As that played out, a new swell of people around them joined in… which prompted the other side of the room to put “two-and-two” together – and they got up to race for coffee on their side of the room. I’m not making this up. In a matter of a few minutes, an official break had to be called from the front of the room as the majority of people in a room that sat hundreds quickly got up to fill their styrofoam cups with hot java. I turned to my friend… and I smiled. This all happened years ago, way before Red Bull was such a household name… way before youth workers started pounding energy drinks in the name of being able to do ministry. Granted, I’m picking on one thing in life we could be addicted to. Others might cite other overlooked addictions like food, sleep, laziness and more. Feel free, as long as it’s not a defense mechanism to you addressing what your addiction might be.
- Is it daily caffeine?
- Is it staying up all night to get another project done?
- Is it horrible personal fitness?
- Is it way too much time online?
Maybe it’s something tangible, like liquid in a cup or a can. “I need to stay awake… for the kids,” we reason. Or… maybe it’s the rush of adrenaline you crave from ministry itself. “I’m just not feeling useful,” we say. “My senior leaders keep me down from feeling like I’m making a difference. I don’t want to just be a part of the machine. I need to feel excitement… what’s in it for me if I’m just plugging away without a buzz?” Maybe ministry does need to be exciting. Maybe you do need to be maxed out physically to do what God’s asked you spiritually. Maybe. Or maybe not, Maybe you’re just an addict?