Still, I believe something on this list will change your life for at least the next ten seconds… maybe even leak into a conversation sometime soon.
Ready? Here goes:
- Whenever someone says “club sandwich,” just think of a regular sandwich wearing Axe Body Spray and a rhinestone covered dress shirt.And, you’re welcome.
- “Your password must contain 8 letters, a number, a Transformer character, a green bean casserole recipe and Danny Devito.” – Every website
- Apparently the best thing about a juice cleanse is there’s never time to eat as you’re too busy telling everyone you’re on a juice cleanse.
- If you watch The Blind Side backwards, Sandra Bullock becomes so disappointed in her new son that she abandons him on the side of the road.
- When stressed consider – “How much of my brain will be consumed by this in three years?” Let that context give you context.
Still unfazed? Here’s a bonus: Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers
Once again, you’re welcome.
“A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.” (Proverbs 17:22)